Look at this kid. He knows he’s already cooler than you.
This 2 year old kid has her shit together. She has a nice house, nice clothes and she’s prettier than you and she has a kick ass stuffed dog. She is pointing and laughing at you because you are sitting in a dark room looking at photographs of other people’s beautiful children, all of whom are cooler than you.
"I can’t even look at your face. Don’t even talk to me. This vintage patent leather satchel cost more than your rent."
This kid probably has more girlfriends right now than you’ve ever had. Now he’s going to steal yours. Give up because you’ll never be this cool.
You will never be able to pull off braces, but this 2 year old baby already can.
This kid is judging your poor fashion choices.
You will never be as cool as these children.